Monkey Island var så frustrerende å komme rundt fornærmelseskampene rundt på øyen, litt fordi jeg var såpass ung på den tiden at det var litt komplisert engelsk…
Pirate insults - Fra The Secret of Monkey Island - Altså det første spillet. Så var det andre insults fra Sword master. Men man måtte bruke samme utvalg av replies .
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? -
Why, did you want to borrow one?
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! -
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
I once owned a dog that was smarter then you. -
He must have taught you everything you know.
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! -
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. -
Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
I've spoken with apes more polite then you. - -
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! -
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. -
You run THAT fast?
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.-
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab -!
First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
There are no words for how disgusting you are. -
Yes, there are. You just never learned them.
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! -
And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
You fight like a dairy farmer. -
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
You have the manners of a beggar. -
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
You make me want to puke. -
You make me think somebody already did.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. -
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.